When we’ve got nothing better to do, we like to amuse ourselves by compiling lists. Yes, lists. So for our visitors’ pleasure we have included a few beauties on this page, and we invite you to submit your own. The stranger the better - and the ones we really like will be listed(!) here. Your incentive for doing this? Apart from the kudos of getting your name on our site, it’s one of our sought-after 'series 2' Redtree Notebooks, naturally!

Maxine’s top 5 Theme Tunes... 1. Tales of the Unexpected 2. Hustle 3. Peep Show 4. 3rd Rock from the Sun 5. Jamie and the Magic Torch Tales of the Unexpected: Saucy

Top 3 'acquaintances' with famous names 1. Michael Bolton 2. Michael Parkinson 3. Michael Jackson 4. 5. Note: We don't actually know The Real Michael Bolton

Jenny’s top 5 Sugar Daddies 1. Quincy, M.E. 2. Bruce Forsyth 3. Hannibal Lecter 4. Yoda 5. Kojak Jack Klugman: Desirable

'Anonymous’ top 5 G-words 1. Green 2. Gargantuan 3. Giggle 4. Giddy 5. Gobstopper The letter 'G' - grrrreeaat!